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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100. The
farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad News, the
donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The
farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What
ya gonna do with him? Chuck said, 'I'm going toČlánky raffle him off.' The farmer
said You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I
just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck
and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made a profit of $998.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said,
'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for
Goldman Sachs.
